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Tuesday, 1 October 2013

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Wiccans previously condemned Donald Rumsfeld's yellowcake uranium fruitcake recipe

Los Angeles - A statement from the Supreme World Wiccan Council HQ has condemned UK leader David Cameron's suggestion that his home baked bread recipe has made him 'more intelligent'.

The Brit Prime Minister has said he bakes his own daily loaves using a secret family recipe of organic flour harvested from Southern England's notorious crop circle belt.

Citing authoritative British research [Bread from crop circle wheat fields 'sending people mental' - report] on the subject the SWWC president says 'humbug'.

"We think it's been a recipe for disaster," international coven coordinator Lucrezia Alfalfa commented, "making him look creepy for dabbling with such damaging stuff."

Last year Cameron went on record about trading various personal recipes with fellow world leaders, including organically grown lemon muffins with former Bush Administration Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.

The retired US statesman apparently swapped his personal uranium yellowcake fruitcake recipe with Saddam Hussain only for the rich gateau to backfire badly at him in the Scooter Libby/Valerie Plame outing disaster.

A loaf of Mother Knows Best retails around 49c.

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