PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that Kim Jong Un has just said that he has named his latest missile after his BFF former NBA star Dennis Rodman.
The North Korean leader said that he purchased the missile from Finland and he decided that it would be a great tribute to name the missile, The Dennis Rodman Missile.
When asked when he plans on launching The Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong Un grinned and said that he will sit down with his top advisers and Mr. Rodman and they will discuss it.
He said that the odds are that he will probably start making comments that he plans to aim it at Japan just to see the Japanese people get all excited like they have the other two times he mentioned firing a missile at Japan.
SIDENOTE: Kim Jong Un has scheduled a christening of the missile which will take place on Friday, October 11. In honor of the former basketball player instead of breaking a bottle of wine on the missile he will have his assistant break a bottle of Gatorade instead.