DAMASCUS, Syria - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has sent President Obama a text message telling him that upon his orders the Syrian army has taken all of the Syrian chemicals and buried them in the Syrian Desert.
President al-Assad sent President Obama about a dozen photos showing his troops tossing the containers containing the chemicals in holes that are 25 feet deep.
The holes were then covered with dirt and huge boulders weighing several tons each were then placed upon them.
President Obama asked him if he was sure that all of the chemicals had been buried.
Al-Assad replied that he was as sure that all of the chemicals were buried as he is as sure that Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions is the dirtiest player in the entire NFL.
President Obama responded with an "Okey dokey, hokey pokey."