COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just informed the United Nations that after 13 years of planning, developing, and manufacturing they have finally been able to build two nuclear weapons
A spokesperson for the Danish government who said that he did not want to reveal his name for personal reasons, remarked that at first Denmark was just going to build one nuclear bomb, but since it had quite a bit of nuclear bomb components left over they decided, what the heck, lets just build a second one.
When asked where the bombs are being stored the spokesperson grinned and replied that the location is no one's friggin business.
He apologized for his blatant language but said that the question should never have been asked, no more than one would ask a woman how much she weighs, what her bra size is, or if she is sexually active or not.
SIDENOTE: The Danish spokesperson stated that lately the Danish president has been receiving text messages from North Korea's Kim Jong Un saying that he is thinking of invading Denmark in early 2014, so now that Denmark has two nuclear weapons the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy will think twice about his trash talking.