More controversy reared its unresearched head today as several of the Syrian rebels admit to a string of unpaid parking tickets and late library books. This shocking news added to all an already escalating situation involving Chemical weapons, Guns, Bullets and shaky hand held yo-tube videos.
The shock news brought forth strong reactions from the West With Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewy decimal system, a way to organise books by Autistics being the most out spoken.
He responded furiously in his blog when hearing the news that the Rebels have been mixing up the cookery books with the fiction section, and demanding an embargo on ink pad stamps and Selotape.
While London Demanded to know why the rebels apparently have carte blanc to park their pick up trucks fitted with 50mm anti aircraft guns willy nilly in the now ruined town square.
"Obviously this is unacceptable" intoned a Wurzel Gummidge like Boris Johnstone from the Bishops Staff public house.
This news adds more fuel to the fire with a tit for tat retaliation game escalating since Bashar al-Assad's milk was stolen by suspected Rebels last weekend, assumingly in retaliation for a crude picture of a Mans genitals left in the dust on several of the rebels Jeeps. Furthermore hundreds of Russian made trick Chewing gum and black face soaps were found in a consignment of Guns, Obviously intended for the Rebel Joke shops of Damascus.
AS the west looks on, we can only hope this development does not escalate to Itching powder or Shit in a can, Although the unspoken threat of Stink bombs hangs heavy over this troubled country like a Fake nail through the finger bandage.