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Thursday, 5 September 2013

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Kim Jong Un stated that he recently purchased this missile at a great price from Costa Rica.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has issued a stern warning to the United States.

He has made it perfectly clear that if President Obama attacks Syria then he will launch a counter-attack against the blonde "Invaders."

Kim Jong Un says that his people are ready and they have been holding pep rally type festivities in preparation for battle.

He noted that North Korea's aircraft carrier The NKS Bamboo has just had a complete overhaul and it is sporting a rustoleum-based camouflage paint scheme along with a brand new anchor that was purchased from Switzerland.

Kim Jong Un also pointed out that everyone laughs at his erratic missiles but he has really been reading up on them on the Internet.

He now feels quite confident that he has worked out the missile kinks and the missiles will no longer fall short of their intended targets like the previous missiles.

SIDENOTE. Kim Jong Un stated that he is having a great time with his personal guest Dennis Rodman and he has already beat the tall son-of-a-gun twice in a game of H-O-R-S-E.

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