Written by Gary Potter

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Saturday, 31 August 2013

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Congress will not go to war, making Obama appear the tough guy

Raging maniac Bashal al-Assad, has been given a further 10 days to kill as many of his civilians in a surprise turn of events.

Hot on the heels of the UK condoning his tyranical behaviour, the US has also decided to wait until September the 9th to officially say no to taking any action against Assad.

It seems that the leader of the country either the PM or President favours attack, thereby creating an illusion of condemnation, only to be over ruled by Parliament in the UK and Congress in the US. Russia and China have applauded the murders from day one.

So far it is estimated that the Syrian regime has slaughtered 45,000 civilians. It is hoped that this can at least hit 50,000 before anyone has the balls to stand up against this lunatic.

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