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Topics: astrology, Ramadan , Eid

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

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US State Department astrologers are watching the skies

Arabian Gulf - Ascended masters of Islam's supernatural branch have described Wednesday night's powerful 'T-Square' in the cardinal signs of Capricorn, Aries and Cancer as a karmic trigger of ancient seismic fault-lines going all the way back to the Umayyad Caliphate Schizm of 661-750 CE.

Yeah, powerful stuff if the astrological evidence really stacks up and the Pluto/Uranus/Jupiter aspect does its stuff for the end of Ramadan.

The sky's hard angles herald three days of unbridled traditional Muslim festivities celebrating Eid Al Fitr just as the three-pronged T-Square suddenly morphs early Sunday morning into a full blown Cardinal Grand Cross.

Of course US State Department skywatchers have been onto the Eid astrology for some time now as witnessed by this week's sudden closure of US and British embassies in Arabian Gulf countries and elsewhere.

The diplomatic shutdown comes as wild internet chatter - fueled by 18 hours of daily Ramadan abstinence of food, drink, etc - reaches fever pitch among zealous Jihadis itching for an outlet.

Expect some sort of earthquake to rattle the Arabian Gulf before the holiday feasting's over.

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