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Friday, 26 July 2013

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Lady Ashcan is a cold whore stooge says NATO

Belgium - A never-elected jobsworth currently Britain's High Representative to the European Union and head of the European External Action Service is being groomed to smash apart the 64 year-old military pact created to neutralize post World War II aggression.

Barrenness Ashcan, a po-faced New Labour ho with zero electoral credibility, is being pimped to front a $50 billion EU hacking agency deploying its own snooper drones, surveillance satellites and fleet of armed aircraft.

The new hit squad would effectively destroy NATO and pave the way for Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin's Russian Kleptocracy to 'join' the European Union ahead of its complete political and economic assimilation.

Think 'The Borg' and you won't be far wrong.

Behind the scam lurk powerful Ovarian Illuminati sources, recently successful in running the smash-hit UK PR campaign of The New Royal Baby, have teamed up with an ugly ragbag of European fantasy pushers to create military command and communication systems for use by the EU for internal security and defence.

The proposals have the backing of megabux Opus Dei bankrollers from Germany, Italy, Spain and Poland whose sole agenda remains the complete and utter whitewashing of all World War II evidence about Hitler's Pope and Vatican collusion in the Holocaust.

Madcap Poles are particularly hellbent on insuring any mention of their rapist Pope John Paul II is destroyed along with all dodgy 'God's Banker' stuff.

So under current plans seen by QM-NewsCorpse reporters Lady Ashcan would be in charge of new spy drones and satellites for internal and external security policies to include police intelligence, the internet, external borders protection and maritime surveillance.

Commenting on raft of psychotic proposals a former Pentagon bigwig said this evening 'it's just a knee-jerk reaction to the EU getting caught in massive money laundering scams by intelligence from the NSA's meta data spying program'.

"Lady, there's an old cliche saying about closing the stable door once the whorse has bolted," our Deep Throat chuckled tonight.

"Besides, it's only a matter of daze now before the world finds out that Russian President Vladimir Putin is Pope John Paul II's little bastard son."


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