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Tuesday, 23 July 2013

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"To be or not to be..."

London, England-- The unnamed royal baby is off to a strange start in life. Sources at Broomstick Hospital claim the infant sang 'God Save The Queen' over and over again while being born. The baby boy sang exactly like Andrea Bocelli, but with a baritone voice.

The Royal Family didn't seem too concerned with the baby's odd behaviour.

"It sort of runs in the Windsor family." said Prince William with a proud tone in his voice. "When I was born I recited 'Beowulf' from start to finish. My mother fainted from the shock!" he laughed.

Besides singing like a maestro, the new royal baby stunned his hospital nurses by quoting Shakespeare on his first day of life.

"When we are born, we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." said the new royal to his beaming parents.

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