PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency has just given the Russian leader Vladimir Putin a message.
Kim Jong Un has officially stated that he is willing to send a military cargo plane to pick up the infamous NSA leaker Edward Snowden and return him to North Korea.
Kim Jong Un remarked that the only thing he asks in return is for President Putin to provide him with 10 cases of Russian Roulette Vodka, which is virtually impossible to get in North Korea.
Russia's Vodkavich News Agency meanwhile stated that Kim Jong Un is not to be trusted since he cannot even control where the hell his flea market rogue missiles are going to land.
This caused the little North Korean leader known as the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy to remark that he could wipe out the Vodkavich News Agency building with one missile if he wanted to.
The Vodkavich News Agency responded by saying "Talk is cheap you little Cabbage Patch Doll looking chump."
SIDENOTE: When Eddie Snowden was told that he could be going to North Korea he started yelling and hollering and saying that he prefers to be waterboarded, have his fingernails removed with a pair of pliers, and made to listen to Gilbert Gottfried's horribly irritating voice for three hours straight than to go to the Land of Kim Jong Lunatic.