Warsaw,Poland: Hurricane Erskine hit Warsaw over the Whit weekend and killed nobody, damaged no buildings, but hit the Warsaw Book Fair with some very turbulent sex waves!
In fact the impact of Hurricane Erskine Esq. hitting the city was so extreme that couples were seen nude copulating on their balconies, half-naked Polish girls working in fast food joints were seen hanging out their boobs whilst spreading the butter; it melted. Even Mad Dogs and Englishmen avoided the midday sun as hurricane Erskine caused havoc throughout the city.
Late into the very warm evening, Warsaw women gasping for more jumped into the river Vistula for a cool down and overheating Polish men followed them.
Russian, infamous hag, Volga Olga (89 years old and still popping), seen chasing the hurricane, made a personal appearance and she also had to run for her miserable life as several vodka filled alcoholics attempted to tempt her on to a park bench for a quickie (Please spare me the thought, AAAGGH!).
Hurrican Erskine passed Warsaw on Sunday and was last seen heading for the Australian bush being pursued by hoardes of naked Polish women of all ages, between 12 and 102, in a tram, luckily Ryan air does not fly to Sydney so Hurricane Erskine could not be blamed by the flying doctors for an epidemic outbreak of sex-starved Polish women caught raping naked Aboriginal males!
Next stop Ayres Rock and our Australian live reporter, Chinese acupuncture specialist and ex-railway worker, WAN KIN DIK, will keep it up as it lands in the outback; on time of course...