PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un AKA Butterball Boy, arrogant as ever has announced that he launched three missiles from a launching pad in Pyongyang.
Chung Duck Ho, the spokesman for North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency said that the missile launches were a tremendous success.
Meanwhile Scotland's Ye Olde Lass National News Agency said that the launch was a complete and utter failure.
Ye Olde Lass reporter Kelty Tillicoultry said that all three missiles landed in a rice paddy half a mile from the launch site and laid there like beached barracudas.
Miss Tillicoultry pointed out that an inside source who spoke on grounds of 110 percent anonymity stated that the trio of missiles were all of the Fisher-Price variety.
The stunningly attractive Miss Tillicoultry noted that the three missiles were quickly recovered by North Korean troops and taken away to be buried in an undisclosed location.
SIDENOTE: President Obama reportedly sent a message to Kim Jong Un through Dennis Rodman that he better stop acting like a little spoiled rotten brat before he gets his Nicki Minaj looking butt kicked from Pyongyang to Pamplona.