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Wednesday, 15 May 2013

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Alleged CIA spook Ryan Fogle in one of his classic disguises

Pyongyang - The arrest of alleged CIA spy Ryan Fogle in a Moscow sting op has seen Mossad's top North Korea desk intelligence officer piss herself with laughter at the ploy.

"Some audacity of dope, eh?" Commander Ziva Davide [no relation] chuckled today as details of Fogle's capture continued to emerge.

"A few crap wigs, some fake breasts and a Polish passport? They got the script from a Borat movie. Still, you gotta love the sheer bollocks of it all."

The comments come amid Russian media reports that career spook Fogle was caught red-handed trying to turn an alleged Russian contact in the Boston Bombers espionage loop.

Russia's elite FSV officers apparently pounced on the comedic stooge and found two wigs, thirteen pairs of glasses, three million euros, a map of Moscow, a compass, six months' supply of highly absorbent Tenner Laydee pantiliners, half a kilo of Bloodyvostock Thunderf**k Grade-A skunk, a 500gm tin of Beluga caviar and a fully loaded Magnum revolver.

Fogle's arrest and subsequent deportation to Washington DC has played centre stage in news headlines this week as Federal Agents investigating the Boston Bombers lock down all portals amid a spectacular NATO-related intelligence coup.

"You can expect another KGB/CIA double agent like Aldrich Ames to come crawling out of the woodwork, heheh," Commander Davide added.

"That's the beauty of DNA."

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