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Thursday, 13 November 2003

The US is to hasten the transition from an American controlled interim government to an elected Iraqi government.

This speed up in the process of Iraqi self government was announced from the White House in a press conference today (13 November 2003).

"They are like, still shootin' at us dude"" A White House official said "what's that about, it's soooo un-American."

The official continued his statement saying that the war and the subsequent rebuilding of post-Saddam Iraq was not going to schedule

"The big crayon picture from the Oval Office had us drinking Bud and openin' burger chains by now."

No date has been set, but Operation "Screw you I'm going home" is said to commence at the weekend.

When asked about the date of elections, the White House official said "How the hell should I know man?!"

No-one was available for comment from the British Foreign Office.

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