North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, was in a state of shock as his prepared nuclear missile launching rather backfired. The missile launch was a propaganda show hoping to scare the pants off South Korea, the US, the rest of "normal humanity" and to show the world that North Korea is not a country to be "pussied" with!
Just before the missile was to be launched, Kim Jong Un, nicknamed Neil, ordered his proud army to goose-step by in typical Nazi fashion, but just slightly higher; kicking that is. One of the enthusiastic soldiers, a female, who once was a very high-kicking, ex-Bolshoi Ballet dancer who was ordered back to North Korea when Putin decided to ethnic cleanse the Russian "Ballet box"!
She failed to fasten her left jackboot to her high-kicking left leg and it flew skywards, then it landed directly in the barrel of the rocket launching machine and blocked the damn thing.
Nobody noticed the incident until Kim Jong's nuclear missile operators attempted to launch the missile! Thankfully the jackboot got lodged between here and eternity (depending on what side of the security zone you reside), and the thing backfired.
Several black faces were seen behind the launcher and several North Korean prominent red-faces could be seen on the observation platfom, including Kim Jong Un's (No relation to Cliff Richard by the way).
The unfortunate, jackbootless soldier, was last seen being exiled off, barefoot, in the direction of Siberia screaming, "Putin you racist bastard!"