Taiwan - News of Mrs Thatcher's death has been broadcast as a spoiler by Taiwan national TV which reported that Queen Elizabeth's own RIP 'will probably coincide with Wednesday's awesome Aries New Moon'.
The notoriously superstitious island state's broadcaster wowed its audiences with the confident prediction as reams of royal footage showed preparations for HM's casket, ignoring Margaret Thatcher's own demise as an 'also ran'.
Attention next focused on the Aries lunation involving the Sun, Moon, Venus and Mars in a rare four-way conjunction on the UK natal birthchart's tragic seismic fault line.
"Her Majesty is a gonner," a TV anchorwoman explained, "dropping dead from deficit of UK fan club attention.
"Wanna see nude pics of royal corgis shagging Downing Street cat Larry-the-Lamb?"