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Tuesday, 2 April 2013

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Abandoned because dolphins refuse to protect humans being stupid at sea!

Solomon Islands, today: The slaughtering of innocent dolphins continues unabated and if Japanese butcherers were not enough, Solomon Island inhabitants have also decided to cull innocent dolphins swimming in their shores.

The dolphins have had enough and several dolphin scientists have been recording conversations between dolphin union leaders and here are their findings after deciphering the conversations:

"We spend our time entertaining people, we help surfers if they are being attacked by great whites and other sharks, we save them from drowning when their boats tip over in the middle of the ocean, offer therapy for handicapped kids and people and even worked for them in the war and all we get in return is to be butchered; enough is enough!"

"From now on we are going on strike and we will refuse to help moronic, ignorant, pathetic humans if they get in trouble whilst surfing, rowing or sailing across the oceans where they do not belong anyway!"

After deciphering the conversation, dumbfounded scientists are now pleading to marauding, butchering humans to leave these wonderful, intelligent, friends of handicapped children, sailors and all that got lost at sea and were saved by them, alone!

The last we heard, hundreds of dolphins were being slaughtered in a genocidal attack by humans in the Solomon Islands. Their screams could be heard for miles across the ocean and an unprotected surfer, who lost his balance off the coast of Australia, was devoured by great whites having a great time; bad luck Buddy!

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