Written by Karen Fish
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Thursday, 28 March 2013

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Oh, what a tangled web we weave. Brazilian Doctor Virginia de Souza has now been charged with 7 counts of aggravated first degree murder and could be looking at 1,700 counts. Until her arrest Dr. Virginia de Souza worked as a doctor at the Evangelical Hospital of Curitiba, Piranha State, Brazil.

Dr. Virginia de Souza worked in the intensive care unit treating terminally ill patients on life support. Dr. Virginia de Souza and her 7 member team offed the patients by giving them muscle relaxants then turning off their oxygen supply to choke them to death. One may call this euthanasia, the common medical practice of intentionally and painlessly killing a human being or animal for humane reasons especially in order to end great suffering or poor quality of life.

Veterinarians practice eutahanasia on your beloved dog every day. On the wiretaps police heard Dr. Virginia de Souza saying "I want to clear the intensive care unit. (for people who could be saved). Unfortunately our mission is to be the go between on the spring board to the next life." (kind of like Pope Francis). Normally palliative care doctors give their terminally ill patients a little too much morphine to send them off to the next life.

The Christian Church is making trillions acting as the go between on the spring board to the next life. Pope Francis is selling tickets to Heaven, saving people from Hell, invoking the name of Jesus Christ to do it. In fact Jesus Christ, elected God by the Church Fathers at the Council of Nicaea in 325 AD, did not believe in Heaven or Hell.

The New Testament was written in Greek. In the New Revised Standard Version bible anytime that Jesus Christ says the word "Hell" in the Bible, there is an asterisk beside the word "Hell*". If you look in the footnotes for what Jesus actually said when your Bible witers have Jesus Christ saying Hell*, Jesus actually said "Gehenna" or "Sheol". Jesus Christ spoke of Sheol all the time. According to Jesus Christ "Sheol" was the place undergound where both the good and the bad spirits dwelled together after death. "Gehenna" was the place south of Jerusalem where parents sacrificed their first born children to the God Baal, by burning them alive, in this life, not the next. It's a living.

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