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Monday, 25 March 2013

image for Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli to conduct Berezovsky postmortem
Looks a bit like Berezovsky's third cousin [twice removed] Maxim Pissof

London - His 1995 documentary remains the X-files industry's benchmark statement on extraterrestrial carve-ups on a pathologist's examination table.

This morning fans of Santilli's medical procedures demanded that he be put in charge of Boris Berezovsky's remains amid fears of an official cover-up.

"We've all seen what happened to Princess Diana," a Bloodyvostock-based UFO website commented, "don't let these bastards swap the body to hide the evidence."

The site has previously claimed Diana's severed head was re-attached to a 'foreign body' before being placed in the casket to hide extraterrestrial data found in her autopsy.

Other royal deaths including those of Princess Margaret and the Queen Mother were also slammed over alien cover-ups 'to perpetuate ET DNA in the House of Windsor genome.'

Berezovsky is the latest high profile Russian to bite the bullet as compatriot oligarchs struggle to contain huge losses incurred by Cyprus where they stashed their ill-gotten loot.

Today's developments have prompted online oddsmaker Aintgottaprayer.con to issue a 11/10FAV quote on 'natural causes' to be the official line at a coroner's inquest.

Ray Santilli is 69.

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