PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA (Acme World News) -- Reliable sources confirm that North Korea plans a next missile launch.
However, according to these anonymous sources, the missile launch is for a big unknown event around Pyongyang. It was also stated that missiles are used because they are out of fireworks for the said event. "No nukes to be used," according to the same source.
The proposed missile launch alerted neighboring countries, considering the fact that it might trigger another world war, or worse, the end of the world.
According to an anonymous agent from the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, which is its formal name, "So what? We want to have fun and dance 'Pyongyang Style'," which is said to be similar to PSY's Gangnam Style.
Human rights advocates currently look onto this matter.