Amazon Forest, somewhere in Brazil: A huge hanging penis has been discovered by anthropologists studying hidden, indigenous tribes in the Amazon rainforests.
The discovery is a sensation because never before has a living penis been discovered without its owner hanging on to it. Star anthropologist, Professor Julius Masterbait, only found the penis through coincidence by observing the village women as they disappeared into the undergrowth without their men in droves at full moon.
He followed them and the giant thing was hanging upside down from a mango tree. It was secured to a branch between two huge mangos and swung to and fro. The women, believing in the fertility of the thing, had built themsleves a bamboo table under it and I'll leave the rest to your filthy fantasy.
The village men believe it was left there by aliens thousands of years ago especially those who are impotent and now fathers. Every year on the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month there are rituals held around the penis as young women are offered to it. After the sacrifice the young virgins (not any more) dance themselves into a hypnotic frenzy and the men fall on their knees wishing.
A similar hanging penis was discovered recently in the Indian jungle, but it was so small nobody could find it!