Written by DP Whitehead
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Thursday, 14 March 2013

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After being elected Pope yesterday, Francis I has readily accepted the fact that the wave of interest in him will soon diminish and the glare of the world's media will soon darken to nothing more than a dim pin prick of light and the next time he grabs the world's attention will be when he dies.

"It is true," he told me, "while I am enjoying all the attention, my so called 15 minutes of fame if you will, I am pretty sure this is it, at least until I die, then everyone will no doubt say what a nice guy I was, but really, didn't do that much," sighed the 76 year old Argentinian.

It is expected that Pope Francis will serve about 5 years as pope, in that time it is expected that not much will change within the catholic church, he will do a few tours, kiss a few babies, do some shout outs for God, Jesus etc and work extra over Christmas and Easter with double pay and time off thrown in.

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