Dennis Rodman's recent visit to North Korea is the main reason why the world stands on the brink of nuclear war and millions of North and South Korean troops are mobilizing and massing on the border of the divided country.
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was said to be "livid" after his recent meeting with Rodman when it transpired that the dizzy former basketball player had confused the unstable and uncomfortably nuclear capable Un for Gangnam Style warbler and South Korean Psy.
During their meeting Rodman greeted the leader by doing the Gangnam Style dance and then patting the short leader on the head, before rubbing his belly for luck. It is then reported that Rodman spent his whole day, while with Un, humming Gangnam Style and giggling.
What seems to have sent Un over the top is the continual pointing by Rodman at female members of Un's family, including his wife, his sister and mother with Rodman screaming "Hey....sexy lady!" whenever they were within earshot.
Un, once Rodman departed North Korea, immediately threatened the USA with nuclear weapons however secret negotiations between the two countries have revealed that North Korea will withdraw its threat of attack if America promises to confiscate Rodman's passport.