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Tuesday, 5 March 2013

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The terror professor also required his students to have a laptop for a project.

ILIGAN, PHILIPPINES (Acme World News) -- Kirai Moltres, a terror professor, was fired for yelling at his students' mistakes in class last February 14, 2013.

The said professor allegedly yelled at a student named Audino Flareon Clamperl for giving him the wrong answer. The said student walked back to her seat while an ocean of tears fall down from her eyes.

Another instance of yelling from this professor is when he announced that a laptop is a requirement for his subject. When one student, Tony "Civic Welfare-Hearted Rat" Toponi, raised a fact that he has no money to buy one, the professor said, "Ang walang laptop ay singkohin! (Whoever has no laptop will fail the course!)" Agitated, the said student remained silent throughout the whole class, even forgot to answer the professor's questions. The same professor thought that Toponi rebelled against him for being silent.

However, the school administration stated that what the professor did is unethical, even though his department colleagues say that "it is his style of teaching for many years."

The said professor refused to give any comments regarding the matter.

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