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Saturday, 23 February 2013

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'Oo you callin' a toxic 'ore?

Tehran - The nation's dreaded Mutaween police have raided a site whose name translates loosely as a 'nuclear brothel' amid TV headlines about the discovery of uranium 'ore.

Hardline Sharia Law enforcers swooped this morning on a southern coastal area fast breeder site suspected of immoral self-enrichment.

And impounded some soiled burqas covered in yellowcake in an ongoing search for evidence of 'toxic' rum babas.

Commenting on the bust a Free Radio Iran bulletin criticised the religious police's stand on alleged immorality, emphasising the nation's need for more indigenous 'ore.

But a spokesperson for President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad insisted the Mutaween must be allowed to do its job properly.

"The country's got all the damn 'ore it could possibly need."

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