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Tuesday, 12 February 2013

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Carefully staged and choreographed

Mustique - There's faux outrage from Buckingham Palace tonight at the publication of holiday snaps of Kate and Wills.

Secretly commissioned by the Palace PR machine the bootleg pics in an Italian rag look carefully staged for a dank and blear February back home in blighty.

"Of course this time she's got most of her kit on," a royal arselicker at the Daily Moron said, "stands to reason at such close range."

Slumming it on a Mustique beach the couple have been photographed sashaying in skimpy swimwear just like a pair of cunning old catwalk pros.

It's got the red tops bleating about 'Palace fury' and 'dastardly intrusion' into the pampered nonentities' lives - including this taxpayer-funded vacation, the nineteenth since their nuptials in April 2011.

Expect more tabloid resentment at the Italian mag's coup.

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