Political tension and intrigue was at an all time high today when North Korea tested its new ICBM Nuclear Bomb off the coast of Pyongyang. Young leader and winner of FHM man of the year award, Kim Jog-ing stuck two fingers up to the Chinese and exploded his new toy via remote control which registered 12.5 on the Richter scale.
Spoof Special Correspondent Phani Tikkla spoke to the UK Foreign Secretary William Vague earlier today in Whitehall, who went on to say, 'state of the art monitoring stations in the region have picked up radioactive elements and particles that may - or may not - have been released from the test site' as the Foreign Secretary demonstrated by licking his finger and holding it up in the air.
The Foreign Secretary also went on to say that the results of the test, 'would indicate whether the device was based on plutonium, as earlier tests proved, or uranium, and more worryingly, we believe it might have originated from a meat packing factory in Romania'.
UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon-zappa condemned the test as a 'clear and grave violation of something of the UN resolutions that we seem to make up as we go along and it suits us, and 'deeply destabilising something or another and a provocation as only the UN were allowed to have ICBM Uranium and Plutonium bombs as its the UN who rule the world and if anybody's going to blow shit up its going to be us'.
It is the first such test under new leader Kim Jog-ing, who took over the leadership after his father Kim Jong-il, who said that he was Ill, died in December 2011.
Foreign Secretary William Vague, denied that he was half welsh, said,'If it can be proved, we will blame it on some Eastern European Gypsy types like the Romanians as it is just around the corner from North Korea or somewhere'.