North Korea confirmed on Tuesday that it had conducted its third, long-threatened rock throwing competition and it clearly got out of hand, as Rubes News reports.
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The launch drew a crescendo of international condemnation Tuesday, with President Obama threatening to launch Detroit into space if they didn't stop throwing things altogether.
Russia, Britain, South Korea and the United Nations condemned the event on the same terms. The head of the international sports watchdog called it "deeply boring" and suggested games with clearer, more formalized rules.