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Topics: Pope, Catholic, Muslims

Monday, 11 February 2013

The press is telling us that Pope Benedict XVI is resigning and an election will be held for a new Pope.

However a spy who has infiltrated the Vatican had revealed that 120 Cardinals already elected a new Pope.

His name is Cardinal Mohammed Hussein Osama Morsi Marduk who has served as a Cardinal for 45 years, but is also an Islamic Imam, he is based in an undisclosed location in Egypt.

15 years ago a reporter for U.S. World News followed a story about a man living a double life in Egypt, posing as a Catholic and a Muslim at the same time.

Unfortunately this reporter was killed in Afghanistan while attempting to interview Osama Bin Laden, could the story he followed be the new Pope?

3 friends of his who are in hiding are saying yes, the new Pope is this man.

Why would a Muslim Imam pose as a Cardinal and accept the position of Pope? our team went to the Vatican to interview the incoming Pope who will be titled Pope Peter II, unfortunately and surprisingly the U.S. swat team was sent into the Vatican on orders of Barack Hussein Obama to protect the secrecy.

But we still have some of the inside scoop and more will be revealed as soon as we can track down some more news.

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