If you ROFL, your allergies are likely to be much worse allergies those who don't. That's according to researchers at the Centers for Disease Control, wherever that is.
At a news conference today, Dr. Sanka Belchner told reporters, "Please save your questions until after the presentation."
Then she went on to say, "Only a small percentage of those who claim to be ROFLing actually are, but they wind up picking up billions of dust mites from the floor."
Belchner recommended that people try to LOL instead of ROFLing, but said those who can't refrain from ROFLing should shower frequently using plenty of Goop Hand Cleaner.