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Wednesday, 28 November 2012

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Tears rolling down their eyes after reading Onion spoof!

Well known US spoof magazine, The Onion, has hit yellowy gold by having their spoof printed in the official Chinese Communist newspaper. The spoof was taken seriously by communist leaders hoping to take a swipe at the new North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un.

Ths Onion declared Kim junior as the sexiest man alive and apparently the Chinese who believe everything in the "Yellow Press" felt quite upset that their own, newly elected leader, Xi Jinping, did not win it.

So they decided to run the story in an attempt to take the "piss" out of Kim by showing him kissing kiddies, horses and Russian backsides. The North Korean leader also read the spoof, but dismissed it as western drivel from the pen of Satan and threatened to blow up the Onion's headquarters in San Francisco if they did not apologise!

Millions of Chinese were last seen crying their eyes out with laughter in public after reading the Onion's spoof because they firmly believe that Kim is not the sexiest man alive, Erskine Quint (Who?) is.

The Chinese authorities were last seen sending tanks into Tiananmen square attempting to bring some seriousness back into Chinese public life whilst pointing their nuclear rockets towards Pyongyang!

More after we wipe the tears out of our eyes..

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