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Topics: Crocodile, drunkard

Monday, 19 November 2012

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They just want to be left in peace and not harrassed by drunken aussie idiots!

An Australian clown who was blind drunk went out looking for a ride on a "roo" and ended up in the zoo (That rhymes). Being blind and drunk he jumped over the first fence available hoping to find a suitable "roo" to ride but mistakingly leapt on to the back of a sleeping, giant croc.

Now the croc named, Fatso, took offence at this moron disturbing his evening forty-winks by jumping on his back and did what most crocs would do in this situation; he bit a huge lump out of the aggressors leg and then spat it out. Luckily Fatso felt a bit miserable due to the low temperatures in Australia at the moment, turned his back on the man and crept back into the water for a bit of peace and quiet, like most crocs do.

As for the idiot who attempted to ride a "roo" but ended up on the back of a croc and without a left shoe (Tennyson this one!), the police arrested him for being drunk and disorderly, disturbing the peace, harrassing innocent crocs and breaking the zoo laws.

He was unable to give a statement to the police because he was nearly legless at the time!

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