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Thursday, 15 November 2012

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Jose's voters love him because he is poor just like them!

Uruguayan president, Jose Mujica, has proven to the world that being poor is actually a proof of wealth because he don't give a damn about a rich life-style. He prefers to live in a farm shack, drive a VW Beetle from 1987, be a vegetarian and shun all of the rich and famous banquets, 6 star hotels, limousines, haute cuisine, etc, etc.

David Cameron is also thinking of adopting such a life-style because he's fed up "shafting" the British public with his hypocritical rhetoric and dangling his "Old Blue School Eton tie" under normal people's noses pretending to understand them. Instead he's contemplating living on a council estate in Hackney with wooden windows, driving a rusty old bucket, shopping at Aldi or Lidl, wearing a filthy string vest in Parliament instead of his usual Saville Row, made to measure suits and he's also vowed to become a vegetarian just like Jose (Jesus! him too!)

Newly elected US President Obama did contemplate the radical change, but decided to stay in the White house and fly in his private jet because rich Americans who financed his campaign told him; "if you do that boy, you'll be dead within a month!" So he refrained.

Meanwhile, President Mujica, has told the rest of the world leaders to shove their progressive, materialistic directives up their backside because Uruguay, instead of going forward is turning the clock backwards! In the future anybody caught with a mobile phone in their hand or using the internet will be shot on the spot; their mobile phones and computers will be sold and the money raised will be given to "muy pobres" who can't afford a pair of shoes.

US forces were last seen gathering on Uruguay's northern border because they can't stand those damn Communists in their back-garden!

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