WELLINGTON, New Zealand (ABSNN) - A court in this New Zealand city ruled today that "this country is a Horseshit Free Zone." The ruling came on the heels of the arrest of an anti-monarchist, Sam Bracanov, a seventy-six year old man who made it clear he intended to throw horseshit at Prince Charles and his wife, Camilla during their trip to the island nation.
"Bonnie Prince Charlie and his mate love riding horses," said Bracanov to reporters outside the court house in Wellington. "I just wanted to welcome him in a way he and she would really appreciate."
In order to make bail, the aged man had to agree to remain at least 550 yards away from the Heir Apparent to the throne of the United Kingdom of which New Zealand is a part, although it is an independent state of the British Commonwealth.
"Good hell, your honor, I can throw horseshit 600 yards on my worst day," claimed Bracanov at his bail hearing.
Then the judge said Bracanov "was ordered to stay away from horses and to return to the court later next month."
"Well then, I'll just throw sheep shit. But it won't be the same," he replied.
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