TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The African countries of Lower Zamgola and Buffaranda have been waring against each other since September of 2002.
Geographic experts state that the friction between the two neighboring countries first started after a friendly soccer match in which Lower Zamgola defeated Buffaranda 9 to 1.
The manager of the Buffarandan team accused the manager of the Lower Zamgolan team of running up the score.
The next day state authorities for Lower Zamgola accused Buffarandan citizens of spray painting Lower Zamgola Sux all over several government jungle huts, three city buses, and on two rhino's and a hippo.
Two days later Lower Zamgolan border guards were shocked to learn that a citizen of Buffaranda identified as Muruma Kumubasa had somehow managed to smuggle an adult elephant past the border check point with four bombs attached to his trunk.
SIDENOTE: Both Kumubasa and the elephant, identified as Eddie, are presently sitting in jail cells in Tarzanville, Lower Zamgola, where they are awaiting a trial.