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Monday, 5 November 2012

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Dawkins imaginary aliens!

UFO nuts are seemingly seeing the light of day and slowly realising that aliens do not exist after all.

Association for the Scientific Study of Anomalous Phenomena (Assap), has reported a 96% drop in UFO sightings since 1988. Of those sightings 98% were not unidentifiable anyways, but were rather identifiable flying objects.

Of course this is not news to scientists who have been searching for evidence of extra-terrestrial life using the various SETI projects. The results of which have indicated zero evidence. Nada. Nowt. Diddley Squat.
This led Enrico Fermi to invent his paradox - if the universe is so big and old as occultists say, where is every bugger (I'm paraphrasing).

This will no doubt come as a crushing blow to atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot and alien buff Richard Dawkins. Dawkins is on record as realising that spontaneous generation is impossible, and so famously told Ben Stein that life must have come from outer space. Now it would seem that he has no explanation for the origin of his mythology of evolution. The only hope now for Dawkins is that his flying invisible spaghetti monster that he uses to mock other peoples beliefs does in fact exist and it somehow started life on Earth.

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