Paris, France. In emerging, breaking but slightly disjointed news, a Frenchman, Louis De O'dour, has become the first man to navigate the entire household sewer system of every residence in Paris. He completed the journey after four weeks of concentrated but determined slipping and sliding through the estimated 350 kilometres of sewerage pipes.
The Frenchman emerged from his arduous trip tired but relieved that he completed it in the time that he guessed it would take. "What was it like? Ah, shitty if you must know" declared the adventurer. Most reasonably minded people are asking why he did it but only Monsieur De O'dour can provide that answer. "I did it for my country, for France!"
If there are any other wacky people out there wanting to do something similarly stupid, don't hesitate to consult your psychiatrist.