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Monday, 8 October 2012

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They love Hugo in Venezuela especially when he pokes a pistol in their backs!

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has won the election once more and this time it was much easier. In fact Bookies stopped taking bets after reports that Chavez hit-squads had done their job efficiently.

Huggy Hugo, teddybear and socialist saint was determined to keep his presidency because of all of the superb work his government and cohorts had down over the last few years, i.e. Cleaned up all opposition, increased poverty, increased his personal wealth by investing in Swiss banks, made sure the poor remain poor and the rich make a run for it if they can.

Hugo secured the Venezuelan oil-reserves from them greedy, capitalist Yanks and bought himself a spanking new Mercedes, amongst others. Similar to most South/Middle-American Presidents, he has made sure his pockets are filled before an underground, Republican guerilla group blasts his brains out. In this part of the world the danger is always there!

All in all his folk were sent home after the elections feeling happy; dancing and singing Hugo's name with pistols or knives stuck in their backs and the foreign TV crews fell for it because Hugo had paid them well.

A typical South/Middle-American election and the US Republicans are hoping that Mitt Romney will use the same directives in the upcoming election because putting up with Obama for another 4 years is the same as having a "Banana Republic!"

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