Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Nazi, Hitler, Hell, Heaven

Thursday, 27 September 2012

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He's not Satan's child and now there's proof that he was a heavenly alien!

Nazis are not Satan's children and certainly do not originate from the cauldrons of hell because after finding an original Nazi and examining it; there is proof that they come from outer-space and travelled on meteorites!

Originally the Nazi Buddha was found in Tibet in 1930 by German scientist, Ernst Schafer. He then took it back home and showed it to Adolf. Adolf then declared the Nazis as divine inheritors to the planet and certainly not the Jews (We all know what he did to them).

It was locked away when Adolf decided to go back to heaven, 1945 I believe, and now modern scientists have confirmed that Nazis travelled here on the meteorite Chinga because nobody in the universe wanted them and earth seemed a suitable place to spread their evil activities.

The owner of the Buddha has decided to donate it to Israel because they are determined to keep the Nazi philosophies alive (ask Palestinians for further information) and when he last contacted Hitler through a medium, a smiling Hitler answered; "ve taught zem all vat zey know, so it vasn't in vain after all, H, H!"

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