Vatican City-- Scandalous photos of a half naked Pope Benedict XVI are about to be published on a German website. The pontiff is shown wearing only a towel around his waist as he steps from his bathroom into his dressing room. The Vatican says it will sue to stop further publication of the sizzling pictures.
The photos are beyond description. Pope Benedict has fantastic breasts. Many who have viewed the photos guess that he wears a size 38-DDD bra.
"Who would have thought it." said one startled Vatican employee.
"You just don't expect the pope to have a great pair of tits." said one American visitor. "How did that happen??" he wondered.
Associates of the pontiff say he is a very modest man and is upset with the photos. Apparently he left a window open and never realized some paparazzi was nearby snapping photos.
The photos will be published online next week, but they leave an unanswered question for voyeurs all over the world:
"What does the bottom half of his body look like??"