There was shock throughout the world of international ladyboy beauty pageants today, when it was found that a woman had won the recent "Miss Ladyboy World" contest, held in Dorking caravan park.
Organiser and ladies' [ladyboys'] man Hugh Halfnut said that the woman had brought the competition into disrepute, and threatened to cancel it next year.
"I couldn't believe it," he said of the winner, Nora Mann. "She was standing there in her swimsuit, looking all feminine and ladylike. I could have sworn she must have a penis."
The winner's true sex was discovered after Halfnut invited the contest winner back to his caravan for a cigar and a "special prize".
"What's the point in having a ladyboy without a penis?" he exclaimed. "I might as well be home with the wife."