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Saturday, 1 July 2006

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Osama's wife #6 .. spills some beans then some

Ca'Sandra Bin Laden, former wife of Osama Bin Laden spoke with Al-Jazeera reporters regarding her former husband's latest DVD threatening to blow up not only Omaha, Buffalo and parts of Jersey but America itself along with Pluto and the rest of the known universe as God almighty originally laid it out in Genesis Chapter 1, verse 1.

Dan Rather, former news director of CBS news responded to CBS news reporters concerning Bin Laden's latest recording AND most importantly Laden's wife number six asking,

RATHER -> Well I .. er .. . is she REAL or one of those blow up dolls?

The following transcript of Al-Jazeera's conversation with Ca'Sandra Bin Laden reveals her deepest darkest secrets about Osama Bin which the Bush administration is pursuing syllable by syllable in hopes of at least FINDING the master terrorist Bin Laden before the second coming or whenever KFC lowers it's prices on a bucket of wings whichever comes first ..

CA'SANDRA -> Hi.

Al-JAZERRA -> Saluume.

CA'SANDRA -> Do you know where Bin is? I sure don't.

Al_JAZEERA -> What size BRA is that you're wearing?

FOX news, somehow having acquired (stolen) portions (12 seconds) of Al-Jazerra's revealing interview with Mrs Bin Laden urges FOX viewers to watch FOX news Tuesday, 8 PM .. right after episode 1,274 of the Simpsons where Homer accidentally eats Bart's pet ferret Dakota thinking Dakota's a LONG straight thin frosted donut with fur.

Ca'Sandra Bin Laden, originally Ca'Sandra Jones of Dallas met Bin Laden back in the day Bin Laden was America's friend .. back when his billions bought both President Reagan's AND President Clinton's undying affection. Ca'Sandra back then was only 6 but according to sources .. "that's how Osama Bin likes em".

Future former defense secretary of the United States Donald Rumsfeld commented on Mrs Laden's revealing auditory and visual revelations by pointing out that WMD's DO exist in Iraq even if "only on PowerPoint slides". Saddam Hussein, God almighty, Anderson Cooper and Osama Bin Laden alone know the answer to that Google search query .. (WMD's IRAQ eh?).

GOOGLE RESPONSE -> Your search - WMD's IRAQ eh? - did not match any documents. Give Google ANSWERS $19.95 for a more qualified human powered search?

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Al-JAZERRA -> So, tell us Mrs Laden, WHAT size is that bra you're almost wearing?

CA'SANDRA -> Hi.

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