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Saturday, 18 August 2012

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James Bond's favourite Pussy Galore has upset Russia with Punk Rock song 'Put In Shit' performed in Canterbury Cathedral with Rotten eggs and tomatoes being thrown at an ecstatic audience.

Pussy is being sentenced to twenty years in a Siberian salt mine which she is not expected to survive. The British Government has protested, saying that the punishment for the crime is Doiskeesky.

Protests throughout the world have found a new generation of Punk followers with the Queen being put into second place. Anarchy in the UK is now top of the charts.

A meeting at the United Nations tried to pass a resolution condemning the vicious use of State Power in Russia but the motion could not be passed and 'Put In Shit' remained a top seller.

'God and the State Perish in Hell', the title of Pussy Galore's latest Punk single is being released in the Vatican shortly.

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