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Friday, 17 August 2012

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An Owl Watched The Accident As It Unfolded

Outside of Oslo Norway a man driving turned his car to avoid hitting a moose without realizing there was a bear just off the road. He hit the bear instead.

The man got out of his car to look at the bear to see if he had hurt it and as he opened his car door he hit a farmers dog in the head knocking it out.

The bear was apparently trying to get to a bee hive for the honey and the bear after being hit by the car, knocked the bee hive down releasing a bunch of angry bees.

In an attempt to escape the swarming bees the man backed his car up running over a squirrel.

After the bees started stinging the moose it attacked the car with it's head knocking it's self out in the process.

A Police officer on the scene said, "we've never seen anything like it, a moose, bear, dog, hive of angry bees and a
squirrel all in one fell swoop.

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