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Tuesday, 7 August 2012

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The kids of DEFCON say Hi

Mars - The Mars Rover has detected a radio message emanating from what appears to be the ancient remains of a building next to a dried up canal on Mars, according to Dr. Mipaysurtax and his team of scientists of the Earth ground crew, who have all been drinking aspartame flavored beverages to shed weight.

According to the scientists, the building remains are millions of years old, yet the radio transmitter located there is still repeating the same message. It is a very low signal, but due to the close proximity of the Rover, it is being picked up without error.

Scientists say the message was sent to the NSA, who were vacationing at DEFCON in Las Vegas this past week, for translation. They were stumped. But the children there attending classes in how to hack computers had the code cracked in minutes.

Dr. Mipaysurtax shared a copy of the decoded message as it appears below.

Red Rover Red Rover Come Over Come Over Red Rover Red Rover Come Over Come Over Red Rover Red Rover Come Over Come Over Red Rover Red Rover Come Over Come Over Red Rover Red Rover Come Over Come Over...

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