Athens Greece - According to our source, Mr. Pimpleonizbuto, curator, the ruins of ancient Greece have been supplanted with the ruins of modern Greece.
The new ruins are available for international touring now. Unlike the ancient ruins of Greece, looting is encouraged. It is only asked that a small donation to the IMF be made by anyone wishing to take home a relic from the modern day ruins of Greece.
Unlike the ancient ruins of Greece, one is actually able to see the native people starving to death on the streets, of the modern day ruins of Greece.
Located at several spots in the ruins are coin operated feeding stations where tourists may deposit coin and retrieve aspartame pellets to feed to the starving natives.