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Thursday, 26 July 2012

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The wife of the man responsible for broadcasting the North Korean women's football team beside a South Korean flag says he is always making mistakes and doesn't know his arse from his elbow sometimes.

Tommy McVeigh, 34, caused a major international incident when he mistakenly got his flags mixed up resulting in the activation of North Korea's nuclear defences to go to DEFCOM 1, 200,000 troops to mass on the border with their Southern neighbor and for North Korea to accuse Britain of "taking the piss big style."

"He is a right knob our Tommy" said Anne McVeigh "He doesn't know anything about Chinese people or anything about their cities like Japan, Saigon and Bangladesh. He always messes up our takeaways as well, I like chop suey but he always brings home sweet and sour! This is typical of him. The other night, during sex he accidently stuck his thingy up the wrong thingy! No harm done though"

Lord Coe said the incident was an "embarrassing mistake" and not the start Games organisers would have wanted but added "no great harm was done as anyway they are all the same anyway aren't they? Near enough anyway, really, this will be nothing by the end of this clusterfuck, things are only going to get worse".

Speaking after the match, North Korea's coach Sin Ui Gun said: "Our team was not going to participate unless the problem was solved properly. It just goes to show the poor standard of education in the West. You people, really, you people!"

A statement released by London 2012 organisers said: "We will apologise to the team and the National Olympic Committee and steps will be taken to ensure this does not happen again but due to the imbeciles and idiots produced by our flailing educational system be prepared for more gaffs and shocks.....it is what it is I am afraid, pay peanuts...you get monkeys."

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