London, England-- Only a few gasps of horror and outrage filled the Olympic Stadium in London on Friday as a familiar red and black flag was unfurled. The dreaded Nazi flag, the swastika, had replaced the multi-coloured Olympic flag. Some in the audience thought it was a sick joke until Queen Elizabeth II began to speak:
"Deutchland uber alles!" shouted the queen in perfect German. "Let the first games of the New World Order begin!" she said, switching back to English.
It turns out the Nazis weren't totally snuffed out in 1945, they simply went underground. For 67 years they have been infiltrating political parties, the education system, the media and anything else that would help their cause. They changed their name to the New World Order some time ago.
Most of the people in the stadium were clueless:
"What's that flag with the black spider on it??" said a dumb blonde from the United States.
Most of the people in the stadium were under the age of fifty. Most of them think Adolph Hitler was a silent film star, thanks to a dumbed-down public education.
"All hail the New World Order!" barked the queen, as she saluted the swastika.
Almost everyone in attendance stood up and saluted. The evil red and black flag waved in the breeze and the Games began without protest.