Argentinian bishop, Bishop Bargallo (Not Balotelli) has been caught in an amorous position on the beach and in the water with a bikini-clad woman, shocking!
He attempted to deny allegations that he was having sex with her (Not on the beach) and attempted to pretend that the lovely lady was just a "very close friend" (Too close for Catholic Bishop comfort!) and now he has resigned.
This controversial news "flash" has a double-edged sword attached; On the one side it goes to prove to the world that many Catholic priests and bishops are not gay and paedophiles, but just love women. The other side is; if you love your women please don't get caught on the beach snogging with a lady in a bikini, if caught the Pope will tell God and you will be punished severely!
Catholic priests, bishops and others just cannot win so why don't they all join the Scientology church instead; at least they can get caught with their pants down and are hailed as heroes; Amen and God forgive us all!